Funny quirky comments made by people I know

On a nice Saturday evening , while watchin tv I asked Ash if she'd like a Bacardi, she was like no i only drink Breezers??!!!
Ash also said, "U single people are single and miserable, i am double and still miserable:"

Bali was going to Delhi, by a sleeper class train, so his freinds asked him, how do u know that it is sleeper class?
Bali's logic ' Cos i slept in it!'

This one takes the cake, the cherry and the cream:
Brian, a friends’ brother’s college buddy, plays the guitar, and he needed a new string, so he walks into a music store and very ingenuously tells the man behind the counter , ‘I broke my G-String, Can I have a new one?’

One day my friend ash asked ‘why are potholes circular?’
And I answered without thinking, ‘cos they are round!!’